I'm not salty, I don't care about the World Cup. It's not even that shiny or glorious, anyway. In fact, I'm glad Chile didn't qualify.
I certainly don't cry myself to sleep every night. Not even every other night. I don't care about soccer.
In fact, I don't even know what soccer is, I forgot what it is. Is soccer some kind of insect? A star system or a distant galaxy? A new element? It could be anything, I don't know.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! What the fuck happened with the team we had in 2015 and 2016??!! We won not only the 2015 Copa América, we won the USA special edition once-in-a-lifetime turbo deluxe 100th anniversary cup the very next year in SPECTACULAR fashion, against Argentina, no less! And now we can't even qualify for the fuckin' World Cup??!!
I mean, what is soccer?